Rose Los Angeles

Hello Satan

With 6.66mg THC, this sativa is designed for a robust high with mild epiphanies.

Hello Satan is an exercise in contrasts, blending tangy passionfruit from Rincon Tropics and juicy Navel oranges from Bernard Ranch with fiery Burlap & Barrel silk chili and red jalapeño, finished with a freeze-dried cilantro coating. Inspired by a cocktail at Rory’s Place in Ojai, Hello Satan reflects the zesty, fiery flavor of local produce from California’s Central Coast. It’s a powerfully spicy sativa, infused with 6.66 MG THC just for the hell of it.

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Based on 16 Reviews
“Pleasantly surprised by the epiphany state of these! Nice creative streak. And fantastic way to unwind with a movie or campfire with friends”
- Karen D. , age 45-54
Stress Relief
Decreased Muscle Tension
“Little spicy, no gross weed taste, and a really solid dose for me, to feel like jazzed but not be catatonic. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I don’t know anything about turpines my friends keep trying to explain it. This gummy was good and I enjoy how I feel when it happens. Fingergunz. ”
- Zach M. , age 35-44
Stress Relief
Social Anxiety Relief
Decreased Muscle Tension
“I took this delicious delight with friends and we had the best happy buzz. Couldn’t stop laughing and playing games all night. Strongly recommended ”
- Diego , age 35-44
Stress Relief
“this devilish delight was a revelation from the spice on the tongue to the suffusing wave of soma when the onset set on. a sartorial blend of citrus and the spice, and evelating nice. i came for the satan and discovered the pefect ratio.”
- jessifer m. , age 55-64
Stress Relief
“Delicious. A slow elevator to a dish of mellow-jello. I bought it for the name and then realized it was the real deal. I've tried many gummies over four years and these are repeat keepers. The packaging alone will tell you that the purveyors of Rose products are in it for the long game. I hope so, now that the devil made me say this.”
- Stephen C. , age 65+
Decreased Muscle Tension
Sleeplessness
Stress Relief
“Very consistent mood leveler, can be functional and fun”
- Michael B. , age 45-54
Stress Relief
“It is everything it is advertised for. I bought it a brought it to a dinner party with friends and we laughed and had fun the entire night without getting too high. Just the right amount. It hit the perfect spot. Will definitely order again. ”
- Diego C. , age 35-44
Social Anxiety Relief
Stress Relief
“We love the Hello Satan gummy. It doesn’t put us to sleep and keeps us chill. Also good for running long distances. ”
- Leia R. , age 45-54
Pain Relief
Decreased Muscle Tension
Stress Relief
Anti-inflammation
“I intentionally ordered this item for its unique flavor, but turned out to be "less" then expected. Was hoping for a better flavor profile. Good high with lots of laughter. ”
- Meena O. , age 35-44
Stress Relief
Pain Relief
“These are potential but effective.”
- Robyn R. , age 45-54
Stress Relief
Decreased Muscle Tension
Social Anxiety Relief
Anti-inflammation
Sleeplessness
“Don't know what to say about these other than that I find the effect to be pitch perfect - not sleepy or too mellow but also not anxiety inducing or overwhelmingly "up". Combined with a really fun flavor I give them an A+”
- Travis , age 45-54
Stress Relief
“My husband and I grabbed two of these delicious little gems—because, you know, we had to dodge the devil’s number. 😂 Best decision ever! What started as innocent giggles quickly escalated into hours of uncontrollable laughter. The perfect way to wrap up the day!”
- J- , age 45-54
Stress Relief
Decreased Muscle Tension
Social Anxiety Relief
“The additional mg of THC, plus the slightly spicy taste, make this my favorite all-around Rose gummies.”
- Jonathan B. , age 45-54
Stress Relief
Decreased Muscle Tension
“Every delight I’ve tried has become a favorite and this is no different. Just enough to help keep stress and anxiety at bay. ”
- Carrie , age 35-44
Stress Relief
Social Anxiety Relief
“The flavor profile of Hello Satan is so complex it's a treat every time you eat one. Spicy but sweet. I love the effects, best enjoyed with friends. I bought two packs to enjoy all summer long! ”
- Rachel K. , age 25-34
Social Anxiety Relief
Stress Relief
“I have enjoyed these tasty treats and would order again. Just the right amount for me. ”
- Stephanie D. , age 45-54
Stress Relief
Pain Relief
Decreased Muscle Tension
Social Anxiety Relief
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This product contains naturally occurring cannabinoids such as CBD, CBN, CBL, CBDA, CBG, CBC, THCV and/or CBDV, contains <0.3% THC. PROP 65 WARNING: Consuming this product during pregnancy exposes your child to delta-9-THC, which can affect your child’s behavior and learning ability. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov/cannabis